My Little Lusii, Guardianship is Grand
:33< Meowrry Christmas! 

:33< Meowrry Christmas! 


Tinkerbull and Crabdad go undercover, into the bowels of the Yule Ball to crash the party and make sure none of the wigglers consume anything(or anyone) poisonous. 
Mothergrub wasn&#8217;t at all happy with the disguises. 

Tinkerbull and Crabdad go undercover, into the bowels of the Yule Ball to crash the party and make sure none of the wigglers consume anything(or anyone) poisonous. 

Mothergrub wasn’t at all happy with the disguises. 

Poll: Who’s the most evil?

List the evil Lusii according to what YOU think;

left being the LEAST evil, to right being the MOST evil.

Example; 

Pounce, Goatdad, Crabdad, Tinkerbull, Pyralsprite, Ramom, Spidermom, Gl’bgolyb, Bicyclopse, Seahorsedad, Mothergrub, Aurthour

That post was actually canon, the lusii just really love bagels.

I fucking love those bagels with the little blueberries n shit in em

Can we also ask alternates of the Lusii questions? Like, ask them what raising the dancestors was like, or ask grown Pyralspite about the Summoner....
Anonymous

I’m usually pretty lax about which versions of the Lusii I’ll answer for. Just make sure to make it obvious which alteration you’re talking to, and which lusii!

I know for a FACT I can answer:

  • Human!lusii
  • Alpha!lusii
  • Troll!lusii
  • Older!lusii
  • Bloodswap!lusii

I’ve gotten others, but I’m not really picky on which ones I’ll do.

NoT rEaLlY…

((i also have a shipping wall question, who was that crabdad was in the red ship with?))
Anonymous

That was Goatdad!

Not a very likely ship, though.

(Hey! Regarding Pounce's shipping chart, I am really curious as to who might be in spades with Gl'bgolyb? I'm sorry for asking a silly question I would just love to know c:)

It was actually Pounce! Gl’bgolyb and her don’t get along well…

Calamari. The joke is seacreatures. Yum.

THERE&#8217;S NOT REALLY MEDIA SPECIFICALLY FOR CUSTODIANS, BUT SOMETIMES TROLLS WILL PUT ON WIGGLER SHOWS TO DISTRACT THEIR LUSUS FOR A FEW HOURS.

THERE’S NOT REALLY MEDIA SPECIFICALLY FOR CUSTODIANS, BUT SOMETIMES TROLLS WILL PUT ON WIGGLER SHOWS TO DISTRACT THEIR LUSUS FOR A FEW HOURS.

Well Darlings While I Would Love To Express My Concerns About My Daughter And Her Strange Complex With The Young Vriska Troll
I Am Wary To Give Away Any Secrets And Knowledge I May Hold On The Matter For You See This Topic Is Something She Would Rather Keep Under Wraps
And I As Her Loving Custodian Must Adhere To Her Wishes Should I Want To Keep Our Relationship Stable And Trusting

Well Darlings While I Would Love To Express My Concerns About My Daughter And Her Strange Complex With The Young Vriska Troll

I Am Wary To Give Away Any Secrets And Knowledge I May Hold On The Matter For You See This Topic Is Something She Would Rather Keep Under Wraps

And I As Her Loving Custodian Must Adhere To Her Wishes Should I Want To Keep Our Relationship Stable And Trusting

 &#8230; wwhat wwas that noise&#8230;?

… wwhat wwas that noise…?

Completed Asks List;

Aurthour (Equius’ Lusus)

"Aurthour may I have a kiss?"

"D—> STRONG SQUEAK!"

"Human!Aurthour, where do you get your milk at?"

"Aurthour, what do you feed Equius besides your milk?"

"How do you feel about Equius bruising you so often?"

"Do you sometimes wish Equius wasn’t so…STRONG?"

Bicyclops (Sollux’s Lusus)

"Bicyclopsdad, why is Sollux’s name Solluxander?"

"Bicyclops, which one of Sollux’s friends is your favorite?"

"2queak..?"

"Are Sollux’s beehives divided in two as well?"

"Do you ever have a problem agreeing on something?"

Crabdad (Karkat’s Lusus)

"Hi Crabdad, I wanted you to know that you are the cutest!"

"Next month is my birthday Crabdad! Can I get a happy birthday?"

"Crabdad what were play-dates between Karkat and Sollux like?"

"Hey Human!Crabdad, your kid is fucking ugly." "How did you even create a child? Was it with Spiderbitch or something? Seahorsedad?"

"Hey Crabdad I heard that you posted naked pictures of yourself online…"

"HEY DAD, JUST LETTING YOU KNOW YOU SUCK."

"Crabdad, sloppy make-outs with Pounce, now."

"Crabdad, did you know your son’s kismesis is a homosexual?"

"Why are you always angry?"

"Where did Karkat get all those curse-words?"

Dragonmom/Pyralsprite (Terezi’s Lusus)

"When you hatch, will you be able to glaresplode things just by looking at them?"

"Hey Dragonmom, do you like Froot Loops?”

Gl’bgolyb (Feferi’s Lusus)

"Human!Gl’bgolyb, do you have any crushes?"

"Gl’bgolyb do you ever worry about Feferi?"

"Glubmom you are a BBL! A Big Beautiful Lusus! How are you?"

"Do you have any friends who are lusii?"

"Human!Gl’bgolyb & Feferi; Bake a cake together!"

"HEY GL’BGOLYB I’M HERE TO END YOUR REIN OF TERROR"

Goatdad (Gamzee’s Lusus)

"Gamzee’s cod piece… Enough said."

"Tinkerbull and Goatdad have you heard of PB&J and if you do how do you feel about it?"

"What do you think about Gamzee’s flushed feelings towards Tavros?"

"How does Gamzee react when you return home?"

"How do you deal with sober Gamzee?"

"Goatdad what do you do all day in the sea?"

"Why do you leave Gamzee?"

"Goatdad, is your species the only one’s allowed to take care of young Highbloods?"

"DaD..? :O( "

"Hey Gamzee’s lusus, how well do you get along with Terezi’s lusus? Or Aradia’s?"

"Hey Goatdad, have you ever seen Gamzee sober?"

"Do Goatdad and Tinkerbull both agree to let Tavros and Gamzee become matesprits?"

"Goatdad, why do you always leave Gamzee alone?" 

Mothergrub (Kanaya’s Lusus)

"Mothergrub, how did Kanaya get into fashion?"

"Human!Mothergrub, is Kanaya sewing clothes for you?"

"Are you older than the rest of the lusii? If so, how old?"

Pounce De Leon (Nepeta’s Lusus)

"How did you die again, Pounce?"

"We need more human Pounce!!!"

":33< Pounce? Pounce I miss you… )): "

":33< puuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr… *licklick* … rrrrrrrrrrrr *nomnom*rrrrrrrr"

":33< Hey Pounce, are you read to go hunting?"

"Pounce what are the benefits of double-mouthed action?"

":33< Hi mom!~ "

"Human Pounce what’s you opinion on dogs?"

"Do you really have two mouths or is that other one just for show?"

"What’s all this business about Nepeta having to carry you on her back?"

"How do you feel about Equius’ lusus?"

":33< Hi mom!~ "

"Fire cat, meow!  ;) "

"Hey Pounce!"

"How often do you and Nepeta need to hunt?"

"Does Madam Pounce like to be scratched behind the ears?"

Ramom/Kangaroomom (Aradia’s Lusus)

"Do you and Aurthour ever hang out?"

"hEY RAMOM„ iT’S ME, tINKERBULL„, i WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO OUT TO DINNER SOMETIME„,"

"Human!Ramom do you ever have to keep Aradia out of trouble?"

"How do you feel about your daughter hanging out with Sollux?"

Seahorsedad (Eridan’s Lusus)

"HERE COMES THE THNIKKAAAMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"Pony dad! What do you think of Eridan’s white science pleasure wand?"

"Human!Seahorsedad, do you ever suspect Eridan might be a transvestite?"

"How would you feel if Eridan ever filled all his quadrants?"

"oh hey dad im runnin loww on wwhales givvin them to bitches hasnt wworked  yet but do you think wwe could go hunting again soon"

Spidermom (Vriska’s Lusus) ♏

"Spidermom, I think it’s time for lil Vriska’s playdate with the guy next door!"

"Spidermom, how do you punish Vriska when she does something bad?

"HEY SPIDERMOM WHY YOU SO FAT AND LAZY?"

"Human Spidermom did Vriska ever get embarrassed when you took her bra shopping?"

"Human Spidermom do you eat people or just regular meat?"

"Spidermom! Tell me about Vriska!"


Tinkerbull (Tavros’ Lusus) ♉

"Tinkerbull what do you think about Tavros and Vriska being matesprits/kismesis?"

"We need some HumanTinkerbull swag up in here #thuglife."

"Tinkerbull and Goatdad, have you ever heard of PB&J? If so, how do you feel about it?"

"I don’t knowww if you have the wwwrong number miss, but, you’ve reached troll JG Wwwentwwworth. Do you have a structured settlement? "

"Tinkerbull, maybe you should try calling Troll JG Wentworth?"

"Tinkerbull, hide your feelings no longer! Let the world know how you feel!"

"Hey Human!Tinkerbull do you ever have a hard time with any of the animals in the shelter?"

"uH, hEY tINKERBULL, dO YOU THINK YOU CAN GIVE ME SOME RELATIONSHIP ADVICE  }:? "

"Tinkerbull, do you ever find it hard to care for Tavros?"

"Do Goatdad and Tinkerbull both agree to let Gamzee and Tavros become Matesprits?"